Tuesday, December 23, 2008

See Ya in the Funny Papers

It was cold

So we gave him a big fat tip

The man who politely rang the doorbell

To call my Dad sir 

And

To call my Mom miss


The family movie night

Leftovers mummified in saran wrap

Unearthed tomorrow and 

Resurrected in the microwave as:

"Happy Birthday!" party artifacts


The ones a gentleman won't enjoy

Because of a teenage boy

Lazy in sweat pants

Tangled hair

No socks


Will roll out of bed and down to the kitchen 

Where the gentleman will be standing

Waiting to say in an alluring and compassionate voice:

"I know you're hungry Rich, I can see it in your face. 

Come here and eat this."


The boy will nod at the pizza

Emanating deliciousness 

And say:

"But are you sure Papa? This is your piece of pizza, isn't it?"


And Grandpa will smile

Happier than ever before

To respond:

"It's alright, I don't grow no more"


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